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The Alcohol Knowledge Test

[Edit: Oops, heh... forgot to select "Backdate" so it doesn't annoy the good folks on my Friends list. Sorry. =P]

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 59% on proof
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You scored higher than 89% on beer index
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You scored higher than 87% on wine index
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You scored higher than 77% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

*sigh* Yeah, I haven't had an alcoholic beverage (or even a partial alcoholic beverage) in years, but phoo...

4. You're at a sports bar with your buddies. From which tap do you order a draft?
  1. Bud Light
  2. Miller Light
  3. Killian's Irish Red
  4. Blue Moon

Baw. No Guinness?! Okay, so I'd be all girlie and make the bartender draw me a shamrock on the head, but I'd still ask for a Guinness first.

9. Do you know how to make a Redeye? ... "Beer and tomato juice, right?"

A Redeye is beer, vodka and tomato juice. Just beer and tomato juice is... I dunno, a Virgin Redeye?


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ugly_boy
Oct. 11th, 2005 08:23 am (UTC)
I don't think that would be considered a "virgin" redeye, since virgin implies zero alcohol, doesn't it? As in, a margarita that's really just sweet lime juice and ice.
bride
Oct. 11th, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC)
I'm being flippant =) Vodka is a hard liquor and is much more potent than fermented alcohols. I'm making fun of beer. =)
sophia
Oct. 11th, 2005 09:18 am (UTC)
bride
Oct. 11th, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC)
vodka is optional

Don't tell the Russians that!! =D =D
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