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InsideOut A Capella - Jackie Chan

To the tune of "Take A Chance On Me" — ABBA

Wanna fight?! Fight me!

Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Jackie-Chan-Chan
Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Jackie-Chan-Chan
Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Jackie-Chan-Chan

Oh he's Taiwanese, starred in movies,    [.................................. Jackie Chan is not Taiwanese]
He's a kung fu freak, Jackie Chan is he.
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around,
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down.

If you're all alone and getting whooped,
Then he'll show up and back you up.
He could beat Ralph Macchio or Miyagi,
Jean-Claude Van Damme is tough, but he can't compete.

Jackie Chan is he (c'mon, throw me a punch, Jackie)
He's in your TV (that's all I ask of you)

He can do a high kick,
He can do a roundhouse,
He can punch your teeth out.

Might be just one guy,
Maybe more than ten guys,
He'll still get them knocked down.

Cuz you know he's got
A black belt in jujitsu,
Karate and kung fu.
He's magic.

He speaks with a cool accent,
He's from the Orient,
Jackie Chan is he.
He's in your TV.

He's not like all those other runts,
He takes great pride in doing all his stunts,
His leaps off buildings don't do him no harm,
He's broken forty bones in his left arm.

Everybody wants kung fu fighting,
Ai-YA! Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-dong...
Jackie Chan is fast as lightning,
Ai-YA! Donga-donga-ding-ding-DING...

Oh he's Taiwanese, starred in movies,
He's a kung fu freak, Jackie Chan is he.
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around,
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down.

Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Jackie-Chan-Chan
Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Jackie-Chan-Chan
Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Chan, Jackie-Jackie-Chan-Chan

Jackie-Chan, Jacki--- *BIFF*... ow! Hey Jackie, that hurt...

Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-dong...
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