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Freaks

Everybody send {{{ Comatose And/Or Hibernation Vibes }}} to the freaky client that my project is for please.

With two weeks to Release Candidate, they suddenly slap three new medium to major features onto the project. We balked, but then we did it because they offered to cough up the money for the extra resources. Extra money and extra resources makes no difference because software development doesn't work this way, but as one of those "Client" animals, they think money talks, so we do it.

We were set to deliver next Wednesday. This was cutting it close. But they conceded that the final build won't be as perfect as we would like to deliver.

Half an hour ago, they said they wanted us to deliver on MONDAY at noon.

It's like, WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS FALL OVER AND HIBERNATE LIKE ALL THE OTHER BIG DUMB ANIMALS IN THE FOREST?!?!?!?!


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xinit
Dec. 7th, 2001 11:43 am (UTC)
Give me an address and photos of the clients. I'll procure a tranquilizer gun. A couple shots and we relocate the bears in question to a remote piece of forest.
buttaflii
Dec. 7th, 2001 02:58 pm (UTC)
*chuckles and applauds*

:)
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