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Oh Gawd, WHAT have I DONE?!?! *wringing hands in agony*

Remember that Megan girl?

I was looking up my codes to give one to Bungo and I noticed the one I gave out to that Megan girl was already used. It was kinda like oh, she didn't tell me she created a journal already... I'll go say hi.

Then I looked at her journal. It was created quite a while ago. Not only did she probably have no intention of speaking to me again, it wUz 1 uv theeeeeeeeez:

< exerpt quote="verbatim" >

    newayz, i dk where 2 start. hmm. O!! ricky broke up w/me :o( i dk y :o(. i miss u riccccckyyyyy!!!!!! newayz, therez this reeeaaaaaaallly HOTT guy i work w/. his names jon jon. mmmmmmm *so* sexxy!!!!! im gunna ask him out. wut do u think about it?? i kno its only my 1st entry!! but tell me!! what should i dooooooooooooo???????????????????

< / exerpt >

*ech* That'll learn me good... I'm SO sorry for Pandora-ing this kind of nastiness on the rest of the world. She sounded normal when we were talking over e-mail.

Comments

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xinit
Dec. 31st, 2001 05:38 pm (UTC)
Is she twelve?
bride
Dec. 31st, 2001 05:44 pm (UTC)
She's chronologically 15. With a maturity level of a 4 year old and spells like she was kicked in the head by a mule at birth.
bellacrow
Dec. 31st, 2001 05:45 pm (UTC)
yes! I mean my god, was that supposed to be english?

Paula, ex english teacher
bride
Dec. 31st, 2001 11:37 pm (UTC)
No more "English" than Ebonics =P

-- S, International Curmudgeon League Member since age 7.
willl
Dec. 31st, 2001 09:08 pm (UTC)
wow. amazing... well, the spelling matches the maturity...

nice page you got here, btw... :)

- Will
bride
Dec. 31st, 2001 11:27 pm (UTC)
Thanks =)
willl
Jan. 1st, 2002 02:04 am (UTC)
Re:
anytime =)
xinit
Dec. 31st, 2001 05:50 pm (UTC)
Let me put it in terms that she can understand...

i kno y ur ricky duuuuuuuuuuumppppped u
u no can spel gud
ooooo HOTT guy izzzz soooooo gay.
*so* sexy.

She's gonna fit in just fine around LJ.
piyomomo
Dec. 31st, 2001 05:54 pm (UTC)
she's going to fit into asian avenue perfectly.

i don't rembr talking like that when i was 15.

no wunder dat phat ricky man dump yo azz.

gosh, i feel mean now. =P
piyomomo
Dec. 31st, 2001 05:50 pm (UTC)
sounds like she needs a couple more kicks in the head. did u get one of those generic 'i'm a fan of your site' emails? =)

i actually got shivers up my spine while reading that.... ugh..
badkarma_05
Dec. 31st, 2001 07:23 pm (UTC)
Hey! I never get any generic "I'm a fan of your journal messages" from strangers. Damit! Where's the love?
piyomomo
Dec. 31st, 2001 08:39 pm (UTC)
Dear Sean,

{copy and paste}
I've been reading your site for awhile and I find your entries really interesting. You're such an interesting person! I want to start a journal all because of you.... but how come they won't let me start one?

Oh ic... they said I need a code.. what's that? Can you help me? I would really appreciate it if you can help me... thanks a bunch!!!!

===================================================

hahaha.. what's really funny is that i know someone who got that msg (not email i think it's a posting.. not sure though) when her journal only has one entry (she forgot her password for awhile until i mentioned to her that you can have ur password sent to your email). ehhe
bride
Dec. 31st, 2001 11:28 pm (UTC)
You have to log out and post that as "Anonymous" in his journal =)
badkarma_05
Jan. 1st, 2002 05:31 am (UTC)
Dear "whoever"

I would be happy to send you a Live Journal code. However, I have a very limited number of codes available and many requests for one. Please send me professionally taken naked photos of yourself, with verification of authenticity from a notary (mailed seperately). All eligigble contestants will be judged by me. The winners will be given one of my precious codes. All contestsant's photos will be posted on my webpage (with author's comments). Furthermore, any photos submitted become my personal property for use in future promotions or "other" ventures. Good luck!
mayna
Jan. 2nd, 2002 09:46 am (UTC)
This just needs a ...
ROFL from me. hehehe
badkarma_05
Jan. 2nd, 2002 09:50 am (UTC)
Re:
If you can't stop spam, you might as well have fun with it.
bride
Dec. 31st, 2001 11:34 pm (UTC)
Yup. The whole nine yards.

I'm just going to say that I don't have any more if I don't know the person in real life. *uck*
piyomomo
Jan. 1st, 2002 05:13 am (UTC)
lay the smackdown
i would reply with

'i have 13 codes and i don't think i'm going to give them to you although i have absolute no use for it. '

or my fave (i used this one before)
'it is AZ4_______. figure out the rest and it's yours.'

That response got me a reply once that threatened to hack into my computer and steal my codes and passwords.

muhahhahahahahahaha

poetry_girlinmd
Dec. 31st, 2001 06:45 pm (UTC)
Kewl and krazy kid...
What have you unleashed?

badkarma_05
Dec. 31st, 2001 07:21 pm (UTC)
Well, we can’t all be a Sylvia Plath. Certainly, that kind of writing isn’t going to win any Nobel Prizes for literature. However, it’s practice at writing, and I’m sure we can all benefit from it. God knows Sean the king of grammatical errors needs the practice. Furthermore, I think most of LJ users are writing journals. I know I have a tendency to editorialize in mine. However, I have the notion that it is ultimately written by me for me. Her journal isn’t pretty and the content is a little vapid. But so be it. I’m sure if she keeps at it, she’ll grow into it.
bride
Dec. 31st, 2001 11:26 pm (UTC)
There's a difference between making minor spelling/grammar mistakes and having blatant disregard for written communication standards. And I know it's on purpose because she wrote to me in a recognizable English standard over e-mail. Sure, maybe it's "her way of expressing herself" and all that...

It's not my calling to convert the sinners (I once believed it was my calling to singe their asses, but that's another thing), I'm just a bit uncomfortable that "I've created a monster".
badkarma_05
Jan. 1st, 2002 05:12 am (UTC)
The first steps in any journey are not always pretty. Believe me I agree that her phonics and grammar are… indescribable. But if she writes her journal for herself then I say good for her. However, if you ever need a code and find you don’t have one (because you wasted one), I would be happy to help you out. I think your heart was in the right place and still give you a gold star for a good deed.
piyomomo
Jan. 1st, 2002 05:16 am (UTC)
u kan aktually tell wut she wuz ritin' 'bout?

ok, that was a feeble attempt.

i'm starting to believe i'm truly heartless. ^_^
mayna
Jan. 2nd, 2002 09:50 am (UTC)
I think teenagers just think it's cool to use code and spell things differently on purpose. God knows my little sister Anita knows how to write properly but if you watch her on AIM you'd think her brain flew out the window. And then you look at their yearbooks (or yours from way back when) and you see:
XXXXXX wuz heah just chillin wit my peeps!
She'll outgrow it.
What bugs me is people who want a code and then use LJ for a day and never use it again.
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