The Bride of the First House (bride) wrote,
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Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear

weather: foggy
outside: 5°C
mood: silly
music: Bing Crosby - Walking in a Winter Wonderland
I was listening to Bing Crosby singing "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" and the tune reminded me of this song instead =)

    Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear

    Lacy things the wife is missin'
    Didn't ask for her permission
    I'm wearin' her clothes
    Her silk pantyhose
    Walking 'round in women's underwear

    In the store there's a teddy
    With little straps like spaghetti
    It holds me so tight
    Like handcuffs at night
    Walking 'round in women's underwear

    In the office there's a guy named Melvin
    He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
    He'll say "Are you ready?"
    I'll say "Whoa, man!"
    Let's wait until the wife is out of town

    Later on if you wanna
    We can dress like Madonna
    Put on some eyeshade
    And join the parade
    Walking 'round in women's underwear

    Lacy things the wife is missin'
    Didn't ask for her permission
    Wearin' her clothes
    Silk pantyhose
    Walking 'round in women's underwear

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