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Leonardo DiCaprio is a brilliant actor, no question about it... the biggest turnoff about him, for me, is the teeny-bopper fan girls with the collective, pooled IQ of a lima bean. And I feel bad because it's not even his fault. I just have this unfounded fear that if I admit to liking him or his acting, my brain will spontaneously evaporate and hiss out my ears like the steam out of a whistling tea kettle.
*runs to duct tape earmuffs to the side of my head*
It's unfortunate that he keeps getting these Pretty Boy Hero roles that show very little of what he's capable of. Frank Abagnale Jr. was a little less spoon-gagging than Jack Dawson though. Even so, CMIYC was made much lighter than I expected. That was probably done to appeal to the Leo Girlios. Which is very unfortunate, IMHO.
Like, HEY SPIELBERG, IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED IF YOU HELPED ENCOURAGE THE GIRLIOS TO GROW THEIR OWN BRAINS.
Ah, forget it.
And, what's this? Christopher Walken doing a normal human being? Not something psychotic with sharp teeth and bad breath? Now, that's very different... =)