Well, here's his chance to bolt, anyway.
I don't know why their relationship bothers me so much. It's not like I really liked Ben Affleck that much to begin with.
[Update - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 1030h]
Bah. It looks like this is going to blow over. None of the magazines are publishing anything about it because they want to bid for exclusive coverage of the Bennifer Wedding.