|music||:||Luciano Pavarotti - Recondita Armonia|
Are you more of an outdoor person, an indoor person, or a combination of both? Why?
An evening by an open campfire, wrapped in a blanket with someone you love, sounds so idyllic and romantic. Until you blow your nose after and realize all that shit is also in your lungs.
It's all beautiful sunshine and lovely tans. Until you're diagnosed with skin cancer.
It's a wonderful barbecue out in the woods with friends. Until the wasps want to share your honey garlic kebab, the mosquitos think you're the kebab, the mother black bear brings her two cubs over to get a piece of honey garlic something as well and a brown recluse ambles into your shoe.
No, no. I'm very much an indoor person. Give me my central heating, air conditioning, flushing toilet, shower, recess lights, internet, Ikea shelving units, Torna a Surriento on my 8 point surround sound nearly hitting the resonant frequency of the windows and no one gets hurt.