I would have taken the Silver Dragon, but it looks like a goat.
母老虎 — "Mama Tiger".
I was born a Wood Tiger. "Mama Tiger" doesn't sound that bad in English. In fact, it sounds pretty darn cool in English and has positive connotations of fiercely protecting those we love. But it means "shrew", "vixen", "bitch" in Chinese. This is what Husband Guy's family called me.