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What IS THIS?!?!

weather: cloudy
outside: 11°C
mood: *RAAAAWWR*
Dear Universe,


Look, you big fat fucking bully.

STOP PICKING ON MY FRIENDS ALREADY.

Stop killing my friends' car batteries and otherwise dicking with their cars, laptops, internet connections, etc.

Knock it off with the homework drama with my friends' kids.

Stop making my friends gain back the weight they've worked hard to lose.

You lift that girlfriend curse this instant!!! The last few CUNT BAGS were totally NOT FUNNY!

Stop making my friends cry.

And LET them cry if they NEED to.

Stop sending psychos to my friends' house.

You better hope my Uncle H's back gets better from his fall and that his two children are okay from the divorce that his asshat wife just filed.

For fuck's sake, take it out on people who DESERVE it. You KNOW where they are and there are PLENTY of them to dick with for your amusement.

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bellajellybean
Nov. 15th, 2004 04:40 pm (UTC)
Well said! Thanks!
bokane
Nov. 15th, 2004 05:00 pm (UTC)
Thanks for speaking up for us.
xinit
Nov. 15th, 2004 07:32 pm (UTC)
Dearest Bride;

Thanks for writing. People so rarely take the time to pay me any attention at all these days.

Regarding your concerns, I have to reply "Get bent. You're not the boss of me! Nyah nyah nyah."

Sincerely,

The Universe

XOXOX
bride
Nov. 15th, 2004 07:47 pm (UTC)
Hahahaa =D

Wow, you have Power of Attorney for the Universe?
nicosian
Nov. 15th, 2004 07:42 pm (UTC)
Xinit ia not actually an authorized agent of "The universe ( TM)".

But yeah. The universe can stop with the kicking me around anytime now.
athanata
Nov. 15th, 2004 09:49 pm (UTC)
thank you!!
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bride
Nov. 16th, 2004 09:21 am (UTC)
You're back in CA, right?

Here's Iris Chang's memorial info if you still wanted to go. =}
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kaseido
Nov. 16th, 2004 09:29 am (UTC)
It really *is* going around, isn't it?

Car accidents, sick parents/grandparents, money stuff - and it's hitting *everybody*

If it starts raining frogs, I'm leaving! :P
razorw
Nov. 16th, 2004 11:08 am (UTC)
=P
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