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It's incredibly funny when userinfothe Husband falls asleep while making out. It's like dying batteries: *nnnneeeeeeeerrrr....* XD XD

Then he'd partially wake up and continue as if nothing happened. By that time, I'm close to having a seizure trying not wake him up with my laughing. =D

Poor guy, he's SO TIRED, but still horny.

It gets even funnier when he tries to deny that he fell asleep: "I was just taking a little break..." Uh-huh. Yeah. =D


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sertrel
Dec. 4th, 2004 11:59 am (UTC)
...

Okay, I'm sorry, but how can someone just FALL ASLEEP in the middle of making out? I mean... it's just... what the hell? How can you be excited and yet falling asleep? I know that in narcolepsy, there's cataplexy, which is a sudden loss of muscle strength brought on by heightened emotions, but that's supposed to be much more abrupt and sudden than just drifting and slipping asleep...
bride
Dec. 4th, 2004 12:04 pm (UTC)
Haha =) Waitasec. By "making out", I mean just cuddling (either laying in bed or on the couch or something), not full-on... you know XD
compscilin
Dec. 4th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, is that what making out is in Canada? ;->
bride
Dec. 4th, 2004 12:50 pm (UTC)
I thought it was "deep, passionate kissing with groping"... is that not what everyone else thinks it is?

*confuzzle* It wouldn't surprise me in the least if I were using the terminology all wrong.
science_vixen
Dec. 4th, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC)
Some people have their minds further in the gutter then others.
I thought you were perfectly clear.
though dictionary.com was slightly more confuddled.

ducks
Dec. 4th, 2004 05:49 pm (UTC)
If it helps, I understood what you were saying. But then again, I'm from Canada! :D
katlyn
Dec. 4th, 2004 08:01 pm (UTC)
Yes, that is making out... kissing and fondling.


God, I have a funny story that happened the other night, but it might be too embarrasing to relate.



Aw, what the heck.

About 3am, I wake up abruptly because I feel someone groping my breast. I bat the hand away and say, "What the hell?!?" My husband blearily says, "I was patting it, is that okay?" Me again: "What the HELL?!?" This time, I'm just confused.

Get up, go to the bathroom, lay back down, say, "Are you even awake?" He says yes, than I say, "Why were you groping my boob?"

Pause.

"Your boob? I was groping your boob? I reached over to give you a pat on the hip."

*snerk*


And needless to say, I asked the next morning and he only -vaugly- remembered that I had yelled at him for something, but he totally didn't remember what had happened.

So your husband falls asleep while he's groping, mine gropes while he's asleep. ;P
bride
Dec. 4th, 2004 11:12 pm (UTC)
Heeheehee XD
sertrel
Dec. 4th, 2004 08:02 pm (UTC)
No, that's what I thought "making out" was too. Goodness, I knew you didn't mean "full-on... you know" at all! But still. If it were just "cuddling" as in just lying still on the bed together and enjoying each other's warmth, that's one thing, I can understand falling asleep. But how can you fall asleep with someone else's tongue in your mouth?
bride
Dec. 4th, 2004 11:14 pm (UTC)
how can you fall asleep with someone else's tongue in your mouth?

Ha, well, I guess when you're tired enough =D
nikkisreview
Dec. 5th, 2004 08:14 am (UTC)
Seriously, are men ever NOT horny?
bride
Dec. 6th, 2004 12:53 am (UTC)
There are tons of punchlines to that, but I'll just stick with... "that's so true" and leave it at that =D
razorw
Dec. 5th, 2004 09:31 am (UTC)
LOL
athanata
Dec. 7th, 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
you should keep little cups of gatorade on the nightstand...to help him..uh..."finish the race"...
bride
Dec. 7th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
BWAHAHA!!! *snerk* XD
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