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It's incredibly funny when userinfothe Husband falls asleep while making out. It's like dying batteries: *nnnneeeeeeeerrrr....* XD XD

Then he'd partially wake up and continue as if nothing happened. By that time, I'm close to having a seizure trying not wake him up with my laughing. =D

Poor guy, he's SO TIRED, but still horny.

It gets even funnier when he tries to deny that he fell asleep: "I was just taking a little break..." Uh-huh. Yeah. =D


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Dec. 4th, 2004 11:59 am (UTC)

Okay, I'm sorry, but how can someone just FALL ASLEEP in the middle of making out? I mean... it's just... what the hell? How can you be excited and yet falling asleep? I know that in narcolepsy, there's cataplexy, which is a sudden loss of muscle strength brought on by heightened emotions, but that's supposed to be much more abrupt and sudden than just drifting and slipping asleep...
Dec. 4th, 2004 12:04 pm (UTC)
Haha =) Waitasec. By "making out", I mean just cuddling (either laying in bed or on the couch or something), not full-on... you know XD
Dec. 4th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, is that what making out is in Canada? ;->
Dec. 4th, 2004 12:50 pm (UTC)
I thought it was "deep, passionate kissing with groping"... is that not what everyone else thinks it is?

*confuzzle* It wouldn't surprise me in the least if I were using the terminology all wrong.
Dec. 4th, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC)
Some people have their minds further in the gutter then others.
I thought you were perfectly clear.
though dictionary.com was slightly more confuddled.

Dec. 4th, 2004 05:49 pm (UTC)
If it helps, I understood what you were saying. But then again, I'm from Canada! :D
Dec. 4th, 2004 08:01 pm (UTC)
Yes, that is making out... kissing and fondling.

God, I have a funny story that happened the other night, but it might be too embarrasing to relate.

Aw, what the heck.

About 3am, I wake up abruptly because I feel someone groping my breast. I bat the hand away and say, "What the hell?!?" My husband blearily says, "I was patting it, is that okay?" Me again: "What the HELL?!?" This time, I'm just confused.

Get up, go to the bathroom, lay back down, say, "Are you even awake?" He says yes, than I say, "Why were you groping my boob?"


"Your boob? I was groping your boob? I reached over to give you a pat on the hip."


And needless to say, I asked the next morning and he only -vaugly- remembered that I had yelled at him for something, but he totally didn't remember what had happened.

So your husband falls asleep while he's groping, mine gropes while he's asleep. ;P
Dec. 4th, 2004 11:12 pm (UTC)
Heeheehee XD
Dec. 4th, 2004 08:02 pm (UTC)
No, that's what I thought "making out" was too. Goodness, I knew you didn't mean "full-on... you know" at all! But still. If it were just "cuddling" as in just lying still on the bed together and enjoying each other's warmth, that's one thing, I can understand falling asleep. But how can you fall asleep with someone else's tongue in your mouth?
Dec. 4th, 2004 11:14 pm (UTC)
how can you fall asleep with someone else's tongue in your mouth?

Ha, well, I guess when you're tired enough =D
Dec. 5th, 2004 08:14 am (UTC)
Seriously, are men ever NOT horny?
Dec. 6th, 2004 12:53 am (UTC)
There are tons of punchlines to that, but I'll just stick with... "that's so true" and leave it at that =D
Dec. 5th, 2004 09:31 am (UTC)
Dec. 7th, 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
you should keep little cups of gatorade on the nightstand...to help him..uh..."finish the race"...
Dec. 7th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
BWAHAHA!!! *snerk* XD
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