xmas party at bride's house!!
ariadne034 drank 14 champagnes, 9 white russians, 15 cosmopolitans, 11 whiskeys and 12 mescals.
ariadne034 began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap of their own shit.
In the middle of the night ariadne034 woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.
bride drank 14 hot toddys, 12 coffee liqueurs, 2 champagnes, 13 vermouths, 7 aftershocks and 8 stouts.
bride accused messy_jessy of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour of a gay brothel in minsk.
pjammer drank 10 stouts, 8 white wines, 10 sherrys, 15 white russians, 3 pulques and 8 brandys.
During a game of Twister pjammer reached out and felt bride's arse. bride is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma.
incognita drank 13 stouts, 6 poteens, 7 bloody marys, 4 rums, 11 gins and 12 lagers.
pne drank 14 goldschlagers, a cognac, 11 everclears and 7 absinthes.
messyjessy drank 9 vodkas, 8 champagnes and 12 everclears.
deslea drank 7 mint juleps, 12 rums, 6 whiskeys and 3 everclears.
life_beautiful drank 7 pilsners, 14 goldschlagers and 4 irish creams.
kvance drank 8 mescals and 8 mint juleps.
sarudy drank 6 vermouths and 7 whiskeys.
jessie_l drank 6 mescals and 5 mint juleps.
kenshi drank 5 absinthes and 5 aftershocks.
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! ariadne034, bride, pjammer, incognita had better stay out of bride's way!
Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll
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