| weather | : | cloudy | |
| outside | : | 6.9°C | |
| mood | : |  | *teehee* |
| Action | Points | Running Total |
| I went shopping today after work, found a knee-length black satin slip-skirt and bought it. | Do I lose points for spending money? Or do I gain points for doing something Wife Creatures are "supposed" to do that I don't normally do? | 0 |
| It was $35 + tax | -50 for paying so much for it and not on sale. | (50) |
| I'd been looking high and low for one for two years to wear with the black business/interview/funeral suit with a small black skirt that's amazingly see-through, so I couldn't wear it in the time that I've had it. | +200 | 150 |
| It's a Small and it's still too long, so it will need to be altered along with the sleeves of the jacket. | -50 | 100 |
I went by Timmy Ho's and bought a box of 40 Timbits for  The Poor Guy With A Bummed Ankle. |
+5000 | 5100 |
| But I ate some in the car while I was waiting for him. | -6000 | (900) |
| I waited for 45 minutes. | +400 | (500) |
| It was 1815h, I was tired and hungry. | +400 | (100) |
| I ate in the car. | -900000. Huge no-no. NO EATING IN A NEW CAR. And our car is still considered A New Car™ as evidenced by it still smelling like a new car. | (1000000) |
| But I was really hungry. | Restore 500000 | (500000) |
| I brushed the crumbs off the leather seat. | +500 | (499500) |
| ... and onto the carpet. | -300 | (499800) |
And I end up at -499800 Wife Points. I suck.
Comments
That way, marriage could be a world-wide sport. Spouses across the globe competing for the top in a fierce, masculine, mechanical manner. Ultimately losing sight of what's truly important. The top runners will be televised 24/7, and will succeed in devaluing what a relationship means, only for the sake of a frivolous goal.
I’ll be right back.
I’m pitching this baby to Fox!