The Bride of the First House (bride) wrote,
The Bride of the First House
bride

Puh. Whatever.

weather: gloriously sunny
outside: 20.1°C
mood: snarky

    Dear Mrs. Lin,

    Because you are a valued cardholder, we would like to offer you a payment holiday by waiving your minimum payment this month. Standard monthly interest charges will continue to accrue and the minimum payment on your next monthly statement will be calculated in the usual way.

 — VISA

    Dear VISA,

    
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 — J. Lin.

Crackheads.

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