This is Fido's Super Secret Hotline for cancelling their cell phone plans. It's not published anywhere. It's not on their website. It's not on the invoices. It's nowhere to be found. None of the call-takers who answer the phone at any of their other numbers can cancel your plan.
I got it five years ago after jumping flaming hoops like you wouldn't believe. I was trying to cancel my Mother-In-Law's stupid phone for her because she was so frustrated with it. I was so pissed off that I immediately posted the number to my journal as soon as I was done with it.
I'm just glad I've helped somebody with this. So, here it is again. If and when you get sick and bloody tired of losing your signal every time a butterfly farts on its migratory path in Southern Chile, there's the cancellation hotline. ... Oh, and if you get a French dude named Christian, please be nice to him. I think poor Christian is the only person manning this line and, in all likelihood, it's not his fault that Fido sucks.
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