Blinker Morons

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Dear Auto Manufacturers,

Please invent an automatic signal disabling feature. This feature will detect that the goddamned blinker is still on and disengage it after a reasonable, arbitrary distance of travel where the steering wheel has not turned past the turn signal cancellation point.

Please make it standard on all vehicles.

Thank you,

          — J. Lin.

Did you know that today is International Everybody-Forget-To-Turn-Off-Your-Fracking-Blinker Day?

Nobody told me that either. I saw no less than three of them. Two left ones and one right one. It figures. The left blinkie ones are more annoying.