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I mean, what do they have against cocker spaniels doing the Cardassian Neck Trick beside a giant sideways bum anyway? =D
The author offers this alternative. It's clear to me that it means: "People wearing triangular pants are prohibited from calculating Arithmetic Series with baby alpacas."
Not sure when you would ever need a sign like that, though...
