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Adventures of a Stunkeroo in Yoga

weather: sunny
outside: 16.3°C
mood: ...
I bought myself a dry-fit(?) tank top for yoga. It's nice in that it gets soaked so I won't be. It's a slightly snug‍ fit, but it still glides on.


After class is a whole other story.

It's wet, so it doesn't stretch as much. And because it's wet, it's sticking to me like nothing else. I'm also wretchedly tired,‍ fighting my brain to not shut off just yet, my arms and legs are weak, shaky and large motor skill is pretty much out the window.

I go to pull the tank top over my head. I have to heave with‍ everything I have, to even pull it up half way.

Once it's half way, it gets stuck. This is normal. I have fat shoulder blades or something, I dunno. I've since learned how to‍ wriggle and inch my way out of it. But I nearly died of panic after the first class when I got to this point.

My two arms are pretty much tied together at the triceps over my‍ head in the most awkward position. I can't even flail properly, I must have looked like a retarded sea anemone that smelled really bad.

The only thing that gave me the strength to pull the thing up and‍ over my head was the prospect of having to walk out of the change room, in exactly the stinky retarded sea anemone position I was in, down the‍ corridor, across the hall, over to the front desk of the studio and ask for a pair of scissors.

I'm now in the process of looking for a zipper tank.

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lissar7
Jul. 26th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
random comment
Was browsing the learn_italiano friend page and this made me giggle. Sorry for your struggle. Hope you find a better shirt. Ooo you should get one with snaps...even better than a zipper.
bride
Jul. 26th, 2006 05:02 pm (UTC)
Re: random comment
Hey there =) Yeah, snaps might work well too =)
kat_box
Jul. 26th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
Zippers or snaps was the first thing I thought of when I was reading this post. I've had a couple tops threaten to stick me in just that position, which is why I don't usually like pullover-type tops unless they're loose fitting. Good luck with your search. :D

"retarded sea anemone that smelled really bad"... LOL, TOOOOO funny! XD
bride
Jul. 27th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
Yeah... I'm just not looking forward to shopping =P
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