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May Random Amusements

weather: mostly cloudy but really warm
outside: 20.5°C
mood: cheerful
  • AHAHAHAHA!! XD Nestea Chai milk tea mix. I tried one today and it tastes exactly like tomato beef noodles!!! =D =D It's all the star anise in it. That was way too funny. I also ruined a Cow-Orker Girl's morning cuppa. She didn't think of it until I said it. XD

  • We sometimes pronounce ISO-4217 currency codes as words. CAD and ZAR are easy. AUD could be something like "Audi". The € is EUR and every time I see it, in my head, I pronounce it like someone throwing up. =) *EEEEEUUUUUUUURRRRR*

  • My Hogwart's Reputation

    Quiet Nerd
    House: Ravenclaw
    Best Friend: Hermione. [From the descriptions below, it sounds like Fred and George should be my best friends... I think that would rock!]

    Gryffindors
    Harry: Wants you to speak up more during class because he loves your voice and thinks you are quite intelligent.
    Ron: Hopes that you get less like Hermione as you get older.
    Hermione: Loves that you study as much as she does.
    Oliver Wood: Doesn't know who you are.
    Fred and George Weasley: Try to get you to play pranks with them to crack your tough shell.
    Seamus Finnigan: Doesn't bother trying to get to know you.
    Neville Longbottom: Is too busy dreaming about Ginny.
    Dean Thomas: Bought you a book for Christmas because he had a crush on you.
    Ginny Weasley: Tried to burn that book so that you would have more time to spend on being normal. [If she succeeds, she dies. Knowingly and purposely destroying books is a capital offence.]
    Parvati Patil: Is always too busy flirting with the Gryffindor boys to notice you.
    Padma Patil: Same as Parvati.

    Hufflepuffs
    Cedric Diggory: Doesn't know who you are.

    Ravenclaws
    Cho Chang: Same as Cedric.

    Slytherins
    Draco Malfoy: Picks on you as often as possible because he knows it hurts your feelings. [Yeah, I let him think that. =)]
    Crabbe: Don't know you.
    Goyle: Same as Crabbe.
    Pansy Parkinson: Is always picking on you with Draco.
    Marcus Flint: Wants to be smart like you, but knows he can't so he makes fun of you for it.
    Blaise Zabini: Is the only Slytherin who's somewhat nice to you.

    Teachers
    Dumbledore: Tries to get you to like new things so that you won't be so shy.
    Professor McGonagall: Likes how you don't talk during class.
    Professor Flitwick: Knows you are afraid of showing your true skills in class and tries to get you to demonstrate them in class.
    Professor Trelawney: Predicts a lonely life for you. [What a fruitcake.]
    Professor Snape: Forgets your name on a daily basis.
    Filch: Doesn't even know you exist. [Which is a good thing.]

    Take the quiz here.

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