The Bride of the First House (bride) wrote,
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Flip-Flop Friday on Saturday

weather: light rain
outside: 11.6°C
mood: avoidant
Friday Fun: June 14, 2007

1. If, for one day, you could flip-flop lives with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

I'd pick someone super wealthy. They don't have to be that famous, as long as they have scads and scads of money they don't deserve. I'd give as much of it away as I could to as many worthy causes as possible in the time that I have in their place.

I was thinking of a certain bleached blonde pencil-neck loser-and-a-half with Vicodin withdrawal dragged wailing and crying for her Mommy all the way back to the cushy section of jail. But that brought me to...

3. Is there anyone you would not want to flip-flop lives with for a day? Why?

... the exact same bleached blonde pencil-neck loser-and-a-half with Vicodin withdrawal dragged wailing and crying for her Mommy all the way back to the cushy section of jail.

I'm imagining it would feel empty, wretched and worthless as her. To be that unattractive and that talentless; to have nothing going for you except the wealth and social ties of your family; to have no other way of becoming a household name than to deliberately create media scandals about yourself, is absolutely no life worth living.

4. What is one aspect of your life you would like to flip-flop?

I really like the skin I have on the inside of my upper arm. It's smooth, soft, light and hairless. I wish I could exchange that skin with the rest of my body.

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