Leaving now...

I'm going to head out to Canadian Tire to see if I can get some drawer knobs.

Everyone has an R2D2 at work (it's a little drawer/filing cabinet on wheels, it looks like a cube version of R2D2). The knobs on them are these tiny little wooden Candy Corn things ... pointy end out, like Madonna's bras. What numbskull furniture designer uses little cones as drawer knobs? There's no grip on it. The drawers snap closed pretty tightly, so in order to get a tight enough grip to pull it open, I wrench every muscle and tendon in my lower arm and mash my fingers.