The Bride of the First House (bride) wrote,
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I'm Fooding

[weather|rainy]
[mood|traumatized]

I'm eating noodles with a fork... it's very traumatizingly embarrassing.

They have instant noodles up the wall and down the other side, but don't have wooden disposable chopsticks in the company utensil drawer. I think I'll grab a fistful from somewhere and stock up for them because this is hopeless. It's clumsy and embarrassing. I'm splooshing soup all over myself.

"Twirl it", people tell me. I'M TRYING!!! *seethe* >={

Okay, I'm getting the hang of this, but it's still not that elegant.

I'm glad it's not rice though... I cannot eat rice with a fork on a plate. Rice belongs in a bowl, eaten with chopsticks. It doesn't work any other way. I don't know how Westerners do it.

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